Because the site needs more Colbert things right? This is two warped versions of the first mesh in http://www.thingiverse.com/thing:9104 ; the only change is to move the x,y,z coords of each point. NOTE: the object is about the same size as the original (a little over 10 cm high) and is still oriented with +z as generally 'up', but due to the distortion, the 'base' is no longer level (or even flat). So, modify as needed, or build with support there. The distortion is an inversion ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_inversion ) in spheres centered (0,-100,0) and (0,100, 0) for the two cases. This operation is 'conformal' - it maintains shape within small areas, but with variable scale according to distance from the inversion center. -- added a couple more: the BigHead and SmallHead versions